Dork Trek

While recording our latest review (episode 60, Deja Q) something happened to the crew. An overwhelming sense of giddiness and tomfoolery took hold in our brains. What had happened? We were happily recording on deck 5 in LCDR Zell’s quarters and had successfully completed one episode already. What had changed? As we looked around the room the answer became clear. We had been served what was said to be Tea, Earl Grey, Hot, but was it?

Magic Earl Grey?

Crewmen were dropping left and right. Our senses of humor were honed to a razor sharp edge and we were out of control. Had LCDR Zell served us spiked tea? Was her food slot going wonky again? We may never know.

I’ve asked Starfleet Medical to send their best doctor to examine the evidence. I hear they’re putting Beverly on the case. I’m sure with some good old country doctorin’ we’ll get to the bottom of this soon.

It’s always a blast when we record at Starbase Wild Wing Cafe and one of the reasons is the food. LCDR Bob Frantz ordered a dessert from the food slot and what arrived looked like a tribute to Klingon weapons in brownie and cream form.

Delicious Brownie or Klingon Aphrodisiac?

Our food slot must have been on the fritz again because when we consumed the delightful treat it had a strange effect on the crew. Our behavior became erratic and soon chaos reigned.

Poor Dennis

This may require a staff meeting when we return to the ship.

Continued from previous post…

(again discussing plans about where and when to meet for recording)
Tue, Jan 17, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Zell: I will try to get there at 7 and hope traffic doesn’t make me get there st 7:30
Tug: No no you’re fine
With a capital F as in I wanna F…I mean nothing
Zell: Find buried treasure?? Continue reading →

Due to the claims of sexual harassment , Starfleet has requested a record of all transmissions between Lt Commanders Zell & Johnson.  They are posted here for public record.

Who is harassing who? Continue reading →