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Episode 111. Conundrum

or as I like to call it “who’s this dude? and why is he telling us what to do?” Another nice title might have been “MacDuff, we hardly knew you.”

MacDuff was here!

The entire crew forgets who they are (the audience doesn’t and we all wonder who this new dude is) and some dude, the crewman MacDuff, starts telling the Captain to kill some race of people we have never heard of.  It sounds far fetched but it works for me.

I especially like the scene after the command crew forgets who they are and Worf assumes command because he is the only one decorated in a metal Ms. America sash. Well played Worf.

Look what waiting for Riker!!!

This episode also marks the banging of Ro by that sex machine Riker. Actually, Riker gets a laid by two ladies in this one, so it appears Riker knew who he was all along. However, things do not end well for Riker but at least he didn’t have to blow up a space station.

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LCDR Ben McCormick’s Log 0001.03: It’s About High Tea

While recording our latest review (episode 60, Deja Q) something happened to the crew. An overwhelming sense of giddiness and tomfoolery took hold in our brains. What had happened? We were happily recording on deck 5 in LCDR Zell’s quarters and had successfully completed one episode already. What had changed? As we looked around the room the answer became clear. We had been served what was said to be Tea, Earl Grey, Hot, but was it?

magic earl grey

Magic Earl Grey?

Crewmen were dropping left and right. Our senses of humor were honed to a razor sharp edge and we were out of control. Had LCDR Zell served us spiked tea? Was her food slot going wonky again? We may never know.

I’ve asked Starfleet Medical to send their best doctor to examine the evidence. I hear they’re putting Beverly on the case. I’m sure with some good old country doctorin’ we’ll get to the bottom of this soon.

LCDR Ben McCormick’s Log 0001.02: It’s About Dessert

It’s always a blast when we record at Starbase Wild Wing Cafe and one of the reasons is the food. LCDR Bob Frantz ordered a dessert from the food slot and what arrived looked like a tribute to Klingon weapons in brownie and cream form.

Delicious Brownie or Klingon Aphrodisiac?

Our food slot must have been on the fritz again because when we consumed the delightful treat it had a strange effect on the crew. Our behavior became erratic and soon chaos reigned.

Poor Dennis

This may require a staff meeting when we return to the ship.