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About Lt. Commander McCormick

Lt. Commander McCormick is the former commanding officer of the USS Yorktown NCC-1704-C. After a distinguished career he was stripped of command and demoted to Lt. Commander due to an incident involving three Green Orion Slave Girls, a Holographic Nun, two chimpanzees and a collection of Klingon aphrodisiacs.

LCDR Ben McCormick’s Log 0001.4: It’s About the Same

We’ve discussed some of the things that have changed in the Star Trek Universe several times but what about the things that haven’t? The Point of Divergence for the Trek Timeline is Nero’s appearance in 2233 and its encounter with the USS Kelvin. This is used to explain the different uniforms, the upgraded technology and things happening differently than we remember in the original timeline. Some things in the Trek Universe were set in motion prior to that event or were from a part of the galaxy unaffected by Nero’s interaction with the past. So what’s the same?

1. V’Ger

The Voyager VI unmanned space probe was still launched in the late 20th Century and as far as we know all of its interactions with the unknown race of sentient machines still took place. This means the V’Ger intruder that we saw in Star Trek: The Motion Picture is still on its way to Earth in 2273.

2. The Whale Probe

The giant probe from deep space we saw in Star Trek VI: The Voyage Home still hasn’t received a call from its whale friends so in the year 2286 Earth will be visited and almost plunged into a new Ice Age. Originally Kirk and crew were on Vulcan in a stolen Klingon Bird of Prey when it “attacked” Earth. Will they still be in a position to save Earth by going back in time to pick up a couple whales?

3. Nomad

Launched from Earth in 2002 and having a very similar story as V’Ger, the Nomad Space Probe is on it’s way back into Federation space. In the original timeline the Enterprise encounters the probe in 2267 (TOS: The Changeling) as it wipes out the Malurian system. When they bring it onboard it wipes Uhura’s memories and kills Scotty. How will the new timeline Kirk react to this bit of fun?

4. The Kelvan Empire

In 2268 an expedition group from the Kelvan Empire (TOS: By Any Other Name) from the Andromeda Galaxy visited our galaxy with the intention of invading and taking over. Once again Kirk and the Enterprise crew were there to save the day. Will they be stopped in the new timeline?

5. Q

The Q are still out there. Will we get to Farpoint faster than we were supposed to in 2363? Will Jean-Luc Picard be the captain? In this new timeline, who knows?

6. The Borg

The Borg have been around since at least 1484 AD when they controlled a handful of star systems in the Delta Quadrant. They are out there and they are growing stronger. Hopefully this new timeline doesn’t change too much and someone will be there to slow down or stop their advancement. Otherwise sometime in the future we may have trouble.

That’s just a few of the things that haven’t, or shouldn’t have, changed in the new “alternate” timeline created by Nero’s arrival in 2233. Can you think of any more? I’d love to hear about it in the forums.

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LCDR Ben McCormick’s Log 0001.04: It’s About Temporal Mechanics

It’s About Temporal Mechanics

“Time travel. Since my first day on the job as a Starfleet captain I swore I’d never let myself get caught in one of these godforsaken paradoxes – the future is the past, the past is the future, it all gives me a headache.”

Kathryn Janeway Star Trek: Voyager “Future’s End: Part 1”

We’ve talked several times on episodes of Dork Trek about time travel and the new JJ Abrams Star Trek movie. We’ve briefly mentioned alternate timelines and what is “real” Star Trek so I thought I’d take a minute to posit a different take on the matter and perhaps make peace with Space Adventure Movie 2009.

Today I’m ready to say that JJ Abrams didn’t destroy the original Prime Timeline of Star Trek. It had already been done almost 13 years earlier in a more devious, quiet move by Rick Berman, Brannon Braga and Ronald D. Moore, the team behind most of Star Trek: The Next Generation!

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LCDR Ben McCormick’s Log 0001.03: It’s About High Tea

While recording our latest review (episode 60, Deja Q) something happened to the crew. An overwhelming sense of giddiness and tomfoolery took hold in our brains. What had happened? We were happily recording on deck 5 in LCDR Zell’s quarters and had successfully completed one episode already. What had changed? As we looked around the room the answer became clear. We had been served what was said to be Tea, Earl Grey, Hot, but was it?

magic earl grey

Magic Earl Grey?

Crewmen were dropping left and right. Our senses of humor were honed to a razor sharp edge and we were out of control. Had LCDR Zell served us spiked tea? Was her food slot going wonky again? We may never know.

I’ve asked Starfleet Medical to send their best doctor to examine the evidence. I hear they’re putting Beverly on the case. I’m sure with some good old country doctorin’ we’ll get to the bottom of this soon.

LCDR Ben McCormick’s Log 0001.02: It’s About Dessert

It’s always a blast when we record at Starbase Wild Wing Cafe and one of the reasons is the food. LCDR Bob Frantz ordered a dessert from the food slot and what arrived looked like a tribute to Klingon weapons in brownie and cream form.

Delicious Brownie or Klingon Aphrodisiac?

Our food slot must have been on the fritz again because when we consumed the delightful treat it had a strange effect on the crew. Our behavior became erratic and soon chaos reigned.

Poor Dennis

This may require a staff meeting when we return to the ship.

LCDR Ben McCormick’s Log 0001.01: It’s About Time

Greetings crew and friends of the USS Boner. LCDR Ben McCormick here. I thought I’d take a moment and help clarify some things with regard to time, dates and a little future history. I put together a short list of significant dates. Obviously this list isn’t a comprehensive timeline of dates but should put into perspective the span of years discussed recently in the podcasts.

Some of my mean, math-challenged crewmates on the Boner can now check out where the 80 year gap is located. It appears to be between the beginning of TNG and the current movie (at the time) Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

2365- ST:TNG season 2
2364- Beginning of ST:TNG season 1
2355- USS Stargazer heavily damaged, presumed destroyed at the "Battle of Maxia".
2354- Jack Crusher is killed while serving onboard USS Stargazer under Capt. Picard.
2311- Tomed Incident, confrontation between Federation and Romulans costing thousands of lives.
2293- STVI:The Undiscovered Country
2290- Klingon K't'inga class vessel T'Ong launched on deep space mission.
2287- STV:The Final Frontier
2286- STIV:The Voyage Home
2285- STII:The Wrath of Khan, STIII:The Search for Spock
2273- ST:The Motion Picture, the V'ger Incident.
2269- ST:The Animated Series
2265- TOS episode "Where No Man Has Gone Before" ST:TOS season 1
2245- USS Enterprise NCC-1701 Launched
2155- ST:Enterprise season 4
2151- Enterprise NX-01 Launched
2063- Cochrane invents Warp Drive, First (official) Contact with Vulcans
2054-2059- Post-atomic horror
2049-2053- World War III